Wednesday, December 19, 2007

swear?

"it's true, they hook the mother up to a machine that can seperate tears from amniotic fluid. in cases where there is cussing the fluid is show to be up to 7 percent diluted by tears."

grouphug.us

i just remember about grouphug.us. blogging is supposed to be letting other people know about cool stuff, and this site is on of the coolest/weirdest things i've seen on the interweb. it's a social experience wherein people anyonymously post secrets that they would never tell anyone. if you search it you can find some pretty crazy shit...

crusties beware

all my friends who like giving each other wine enemas under bridges should probably read this. yikes.

doom town



holy crap, those people are batshit crazy. blood terrorism?

friday night

montreal ice storm 1998

entombed in ice! fascinating and scary...

bewitched







too fucking awesome.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

fort not pop's

here are some pictures of a crazy ass party we had this weekend when we turned tim's room into a fully stocked open fucking bar! i blacked out in about an hour because i kept taking a shot whenever someone else got a drink. i need some practice bartending i guess. the pictures don't really show how crazy it got because we were too drunk to take them in about 10 minutes.

and here's a really weird little video you can barely see of will ferrel dressed like an elf doing the thizzle dance behind the bar.

coitus interruptus

haha holy shit! this is horrible. bless the darwin awards. thanks noah.

wolven howl

one of the sickest black metal bands i've heard from korea. crazy fucking chaotic and weird as fuck! and fast! also i think wigrid is beautiful burzumlike made by a german farmer. i should not be allowed to touch computers. i feel like i'm smoking crack. and fuck aesop for knowing everything about metal.

b-ball zombie war



whoa, pb wolf is fucking insane... his 666 mix is awesome too.

head explodey

um. i was super drunk when i wrote those posts last night so the writing sucks and i was maybe overly pissed off. but what i was trying clumsily to say is unfuckwithable. swear. i need water.

Monday, December 17, 2007

god's burning corpse will keep us warm.

i should not even have to stress how ignorant these fuckos are, but since you're too busy watching the hills it might be essential. have fun in heaven. Oh, this looks like fun.

'While hogging the Internet today, we came across this Yahoo group for the homeless, which bills itself as a "unique, independent, community based support group, moderated by anonymous homeless and formerly homeless volunteers, in San Francisco, California." It's great. The homeless or lease signers among us can send them tips, blow whistles, upload real photos of meals served in several shelters, see photos of health and hygiene conditions at local tax funded shelters, compare and contrast safety at certain shelters, and much much more.

There's also a nascent blog of said homeless Yahoo group. It's current post? Designer homeless shelters across San Francisco. Cute. So hit your nearest library and check it out.

(And before you headstrong capitalist types chime in, screaming at the homeless folk that they "should get a job" -- 24-karat advice we're sure they've heard ad nauseum -- remember, be kind. Also, a certain amount of homeless and/or impoverish people are critical in order for said favored economic system to work properly. Or something like that. We're sure it's much more complicated that that. Of course. Point being: don't be so mean. That's our job.'

SFist.com

is pretty sick, aside from the obviously intellectually weak individuals who are too fucking blind to think for themselves. i'm talking specifically of the thread about dogs owned by fucking lazy homeless people biting retarded yuppies (thanks tim). this might be a gross generalization but so is most of the ignorant shit on that whole thread. maybe if you had half of a fucking brain, you would consider that the training of a dog (or any being) has more to do with the way they are raised than the SOCIAL STATUS of the person who raised them. if you suck your kid will suck as much (probably more) than you. also, if you don't like homeless people than GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BAY AREA!!!

"Intesting that many people who have commented on here would likely fancy themselves intelligent.
I was one of Haight street's squatter/"gutter punks"/whatever, for the first year I was in SF. I came here how I travelled, with nothing. I used the a lot of the connections with the non-idiots I met there to pull myself out of that shitty situation. If you think it's fun all the time and that most kids up there are rich and playing hippie you are greatly mistaken. Ever see a dozen kids stuck under and an over hang in the rain during the winter months? That shit ain't fun.
On to the moron hippie, I know the dog, the owner is far from a "kid" being in his mid-thirties. They have been unchecked in the Haight for quite a while. His dog has bit me and attacked many dogs I was with. Poor guy's dip shit owner deals with it by kicking and pulling him.
I would tend to agree with the save the dog put the owner to sleep solution. However, to say that homeless people should not be allowed the compaionship and protection of a dog is the same kind "progressive" solution to the "homeless problem" SF has spouted since the most recent barrage of bad media has hit. (Thanks Chron!)
Seriously, can we as an open minded/progressive city think about the homeless people as people and not an inconvenience?"

some of the jerks posting comments on said thread have proved better than i possibly could that your level of ignorance has nothing to do with wether or not you own a house or a computer.

also...

just kidding.

blogging sucks.

i'm never posting on this thing again.

hungry demons

if anyone steals this name i will hunt you down and drug you and torture you in my basement for 666 days until i sacrifice you to leviathan.

'have you slavin in my dungeon while i'm eatin swordfish'
-quasimoto

herro?

i decided to start blogging for real again, because i find cool shit all the time but it's gay to post myspace bulletins too much. i fucked off on making my own design this time, but this template is so nice and simple that i kindof like it. so first of all, the new wu tang album is sick. so is aesop's music blog. yes, i am hipster scum!